“Roses are red
This butt plug is too
Enter to win
So you can stick it inside of you”

Okay, so maybe my poem isn’t the most eloquent way to win you over, let’s get to the good stuff, shall we? Won’t you be my Valentine? Enter to win a gorgeous Crystal Delights Crystal Kiss Butt Plug! This gorgeous glass plug features a red swirl detail and a pretty red Swarovski crystal in the base. This plug was even featured in the 6th Annual Kinsey Institute 2011 Juried Art Show! Crystal Delights makes some of my favorite glass sex toys, HUGE thanks to them for sponsoring this giveaway!

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I’m currently lusting over the handmade bespoke lingerie from Lilly Wiggler Couture. Lilly, creates beautiful vintage inspired lingerie pieces that have a burlesque flair and romantic feel. I love the pretty silk, ruffles, and other materials they she uses in her pieces. So pretty! Each piece is handmade and unique. She also creates lingerie for weddings and custom makes corsets. I recently got a pair of her new silk knickers, and I adore them!

They’re made of purple silk with a black trim. I adore the color and the feel! So luscious. Each piece is handmade in Scotland! She also makes bras in sizes up to F cup. Lilly’s lingerie would make a great last minute gift idea for Valentine’s Day! You can check out her entire collection of beautiful handmade lingerie at LillyWiggler.com

You can shop online for Lilly Wiggler at Folksy
Twitter: @LillyWiggler
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I like Sliquid’s natural ingredients, and like their line of feminine wash just as much as I like their lubricants. I recently tried the new Sliquid Splash Feminine Wash in White Tea Pear, and it’s lovely. First off, I already like white tea, and I love pear as a fruit and a fragrance, so I knew this scent would be something I would like. This particular formula is 100% vegan, and is free of parabens and glycerin. So it’s very female friendly, which it should be, since it’s a feminine hygiene product. I don’t like using regular bar soap and body wash on my vaginal area, so I like when I find a nice feminine wash that is made with quality materials. This wash is similar in texture to a shampoo, thick but not too thick, and not watery. It is made with natural sea salt and coconut oil for softening and ph balance. It’s hypoallergenic and is ideal for sensitive skin. Normally I prefer fragrance free products when it comes to feminine cleansers, but with a scent called White Tea Pear, I definitely was curious to try it.

Ingredients: Purified H2O, Cocoamphoacetate*, Coco Betaine*, Coco Amide*, Sea Salt, Citric Acid, EGMS, Potassium Sorbate, Essentail Oil Fragrances (*derived from coconut oil)

So, how does it smell? So good! If you adore the light scent of a white tea, and you like the juicy scent of pears, you’ll really like this fragrance. The scent is pretty and doesn’t smell artificial or overly sweet, it’s light, fresh, and smells very much like white tea and pear. It lathers very nicely as well, you really just need a dime sized amount of the product and add water to create a nice lather. You can you it all over the body, and it rinses away well without any residue or greasy feeling. You’re left with fresh smelling and super soft skin. The scent doesn’t really linger too long on the skin, which I like. I don’t want a perfumed pussy after I’m through with cleansing, and I feel confident using this product, I feel fresh after my shower and I feel good about the ingredients in this wash. You can get the Sliquid Splash Feminine Wash in White Tea Pear for $14.99 at PinkCherry.com

I’ve been wanting to finally the line of Swiss Navy products, and just recently got to try their sex toy and body cleaner. Swiss Navy Toy & Body Cleaner is an anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and anti-viral spray that can be used on both sex toys and the body. I like multi-purpose cleansers like that, and I really liked the cute spray bottle, it reminded me of a water spray bottle from the summer. The lid handle lifts slightly, and allows for you to spray the cleanser over the surface of a sex toy, or your body to cleanse before or after sex or masturbation. The bottle offers 6 oz of product, and because the nozzle offers a nice wide mist of spray, usually 1 or two sprays are all you need. I adore this spray, I keep it on my bedside table for impromptu masturbation sessions when I want to clean my toys, but the bathroom faucet just feels so far away

Ingredients: Water, Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Phenoxyehanol, Melaleuca Alternifolia (tea tree) Leaf Oil, Lavandula Angustifolia (Lavender) Oil

It has tea tree oil which is a natural antiseptic, and lavender oil for calming. It helps protect your sex toys from holding onto bacteria or germs. I like using this spray on my toys before and after use. This water-based cleanser won’t stain clothes or bedding, and it can even be misted over sex position furniture for easy clean up. You can spray this cleaner over your body as well, if you need to clean up after a quickie and don’t have access to soap and water. Convenient for when you’re on the go, or you’re in a rush. This cleaner is also dermatologically-tested, so that it can be used on skin. It can be used on silicone, glass, steel toys, and other toy materials. I really like this product, and you get a lot of spray in the bottle. Simply spray onto a toy, allow to set for a moment, and then wipe the toy dry. Easy! You can get the Swiss Navy Toy & Body Cleaner for $14.99 at PinkCherry.com!

I’ve reviewed quite a few Fleshlight masturbators, but I haven’t reviewed many gay sex toys from Fleshlight’s Fleshjack line of masturbators. The Fleshjack Jimmy Visconti Mouth is molded from the mouth of gay pornstar Jimmy Visconti. The sleeve offers the popular Swallow texture that is meant to simulate oral sex. The Fleshjack case comes in a pearlescent blue color, it comes with a packet of lubricant, and a pre-printed autographed color postcard. The sleeve offers a mouth orifice, with Jimmy’s detailed autograph on the front of the sleeve near the orifice. The sleeve is made of Fleshlight’s SuperSkin material that is soft, squishy, super stretchy, and bouncy. It’s meant to be similar in texture to real skin to give a more authentic feel when you masturbate. The sleeve stretches nicely and the case measures to fit a 10 inch cock, so this sleeve and toy should fit just about every guy. It comes in a tin storage container to hold the Fleshjack Case and sleeve when not in use. Water-based lubricant is te best type of lubricant to use with this SuperSkin material, and clean up is a snap. Just turn the sleeve inside out after us, run under hot water beneath the faucet then allow to air dry. Once dry, turn right side out and store the sleeve back in the Fleshlight case.

The Swallow texture features a tight canal, then ridges that are meant to feel like a throat, then a large and slightly wider canal with a rippled dip in the end as it narrows out to a smooth canal. The orifice opening is tight and will stretch to accommodate your dick length and girth. You can also warm the sleeve up before use, by soaking the sleeve in a bowl or warm water for a 10 minutes before you use the toy, this warms the SuperSkin up to make it feel more like skin would. I lubed up a few fingers and tested out the orifice, as far as my fingers could reach it was really stimulating, with all of the ridges. I also lubed up a dildo and slid it into the sleeve, the sleeve grabbed onto the dildo tightly and added suction as I thrust the dildo in and out of the orifice. If you’re a fan of Jimmy’s porn movies, you could even watch some of this porn scenes and use this masturbator to enhance the experience. I handed this Fleshjack over to a friend to test it out, after a few days he wrote me an email telling me that the sleeve texture was awesome and that he particularly liked the ridge area in the middle of the sleeve. He mentioned that the Fleshjack offered nice suction when he moved his dick in and out of the orifice, and that the Fleshjack case was easy to hold during he. This was his first Fleshlight product, and though he was a bit skeptical about how the SuperSkin would feel, he ended up thinking the sleeve was pretty great and would be a fun way to switch up jerking off with his hand. You can find the Fleshjack Jimmy Visconti Mouth Masturbator at Tabu Toys for $89!

I adore the smooth supple feel of Tantus’s platinum silicone, and had been wanting to try their Curve dildo for awhile. Tantus has a few great dildo harness kits that come with one or two of their best selling dildos along with a harness, so you can give strapon sex a go! The Tantus Curve Strapon Dildo Harness Kit comes with a lovely Curve dildo, along with an adjustable O ring, and a smooth black dildo harness with adjustable straps. The kit comes in the signature clear plastic containers that Tantus toys come in, showcasing the products nicely. The dildo is a pretty purple color with a slight pearlescent look to it, it has a flared base, and it measures 6 inches in length with 1.25 inch at it’s thickest point. The shaft offers a very nice prominent curve, with a slightly tapered tip, and undulating ripples up the shaft. Pretty! I really like the shape and feel of the toy, and the curve makes it so ideal for G-spot and P-spot stimulation. Since the toy is silicone, it can be boiled to be fully sterilized, or can be cleaned up with anti-bacterial soap and water, or a toy cleanser. The material is hygienic and isn’t porous, so you can sanitize the toy nicely between uses. It works great with waterbased lubes, and is best to steer clear of silicone lubes. Tantus’s silicone is firm but pliable, the surface offers a soft feel but is still firm enough for thrusting.

I love the feel of this dildo! It can be used both vaginally and anally, though I suggest using a condom if you plan on using it both ways, for easier clean-up and to be sure that you don’t pass bacteria from ass to pussy. This dildo can be used with any dildo harness, and it can also be used in the tub or shower. I love the feel of the silicone once inserted, it offers a gorgeous filling feeling and the texture of the dildo is really stimulating. The curved shaft is really nice for G-spot stimulation since the toy offers a nice curve, and a flared base to hold onto during thrusting. I tried this dildo solo, without the harness, and it was great! The harness is a basic harness, with adjustable straps, and a stretchable rubber O ring in the front so that harness can hold the Curve dildo or another flared dildo of your choice. The Curve dildo fits in the harness nicely, and the shape of the dildo when it is attached to the harness makes for nice G-spot or P-spot stimulation during thrusting. This toy would be great for anal pegging on men, as the size of the dildo isn’t too large it may be suitable for beginners and the curved body allows for pinpoint stimulation on the prostate during thrusting. It would also be ideal for two women who want to enjoy strapon sex and want added G-spot stimulation during thrusting. This kit is awesome, it features a quality dildo and a harness that makes it easy for any beginner to plunge into their first strapon sex experience. The Tantus Curve Strapon Dildo and Harness Kit is available for $60.95 at Fun Wares!

ID Pleasure Lubricant is a waterbased that contains Ginkgo Biloba Red Clover, which are natural ingredients that are known to help promote circulation and can cause a natural warm effect. This lube is latex friendly and can be used with condoms, it’s also great with sex toys including silicone, glass, and steel toys. This lube is meant to offer added stimulation and even says “enhanced sensation” right on the logo. This lubricant is non-staining, so it’s okay if it gets on your sheets or bedding. I like the texture of this lube, it’s a liquid lubricant but it isn’t too watery. it glides nicely and has a non-greasy texture. While it’s not a silicone lube, if it starts to dry out during use like most waterbased lubricants, you can add a little saliva or water to re-activate. It’s unscented and unflavored, and it feels very nice on the skin. I used this lubricant for manual stimulation, as well as tried it with a silicone vibrator and it worked very nicely. I didn’t notice an overpowering heat or anything from the red ginger, but it did offer a slightly warm effect, without being tingly or cooling. Nice texture for an affordable lube, and and the flip top lid helps the bottle from spilling, so you can even pop this bottle into your overnight bag! You can get a 5.5 oz bottle of ID Pleasure Lube for $12.95 at FunWares.com!

My legs smell like cupcakes. My bikini area does also. Okay, and maybe my arm pits too. Basically I smell like a silky smooth walking bakery, and I love it. I recently tried the new have cream from Classic Erotica, Crazy Girl Intimate Shave Cream. It’s cupcake scented, and smells like a yummy vanilla frosted baked good. It comes in plastic pump bottle container with a clear plastic cap, the logo is pink and pretty with swirls and hearts. The clear bottle shows the contents inside, which is a soft pink pearly shave cream, that feels similar to a shower gel texture. Thick without being too goopy, and also easy to rub over your body. A little goes a lot way, and the formula is very moisturizing and lubricating. It can be used on the legs, bikini area, even the face (the bottle says so). It’s free of parabens, and sugar (which means it can be used on the bikini area for intimate shaving), and sulfates (so it doesn’t dry out your skin). It also contains jojoba seed oil, panthenol pro-vitamin B5 and hydrolyzed kair keratin, to smooth, protect, and hydrate hair follicles and your skin. The smooth formula helps to promote a nice rash-free shave. I think it accurately smells like a vanilla cupcake, and I really liked the smell a lot. Not too sickeningly sweet or artificial, just a nice softly vanilla and cake batter scented cream. You can get a bottle of Crazy Girl Intimate Shave Cream in Cupcake for $15 at TabuToys.com!

One of my favorite dildo harnesses, is the SpareParts Joque. Spare Parts Hardwear makes gorgeous dildo harnesses that are both comfortable and high quality. They come in a variety of colors, and they come in two sizes that are both adjustable to fit the wearer. I love the beautiful material, the Spare Parts logo on the front, as well as the stretchy O ring that is accommodating to a variety of dildo sizes. One of the best quality harnesses on the market! I already have a Joque, but recently got one in another color, Royal Purple! The feel of the smooth sleek nylon feels very sexy against the skin, and the waistband as well as the adjustable velcro straps are sturdy and easy to adjust. The harness also comes with a matching storage bag. It can be handwashed or machine washed in a lingerie bag, and the breathable panty lining rests against your pubic area with comfort and style. I always feel so sexy when I wear my Joque!

The adjustable straps wraps around the each leg just below your ass cheeks, as the O ring is covered by the nylon material and offers a nice amount of stretch. Simply insert the dildo through the O ring in the back of the harness, and push the shaft through. The base of the dildo will be resting against your body, though the nylon material will cover it while the O ring holds it in place. The harness comes in two sizes: Size A (20-50 inch waist) and Size B (35-65 inch waist) and is both tagless and vegan! You can store the lightweight harness in the storage bag, or even an underwear drawer. The Joque is so comfy, I’ve even fallen asleep in it before. The pretty purple color of the Royal Purple Joque is so gorgeous, I love it. There are sliders on the strap that goes around each leg, the sliders help hold the adjustment in place, basically creating a custom fit to your body. The O ring can accommodate your favorite dildo with a flared base, and even works well with dildos that have a realistic balls base or are curved, it also can hold double dildos.

This harness can be used in the shower or pool also, since it’s waterproof, just allow to air dry or put it on low in the dryer! Fully hygienic, lightweight, comfortable, and really sexy. Ideal for both vaginal strapon play, as well as pegging. If I could only have one strapon harness in my collection, the SpareParts Joque is it! I cannot say enough good things about this harness or the Spare Parts brand. They consistently create beautifully made harnesses that really set the standard for modern dildo harnesses. For more info on the Joque, check out MySpare.com and the Joque is available for purchase from one of my favorite Spare Parts Hardwear retailers Kama Sutra Closet for $100. If you’re going to buy a harness, make it one that will last and one that you’ll actually love wearing!

Big. Huge. Ginormous, Gigantic. Epic. Large. Grande. Enormous. King Kong. Moby Dick. John Holmes. Ah yes, things that widen the eyes and make you do a double-take. I’ll take Things that are super big, for 1000 Alex! Wow. This John Holmes Ur3 Realistic Dildo is seriously the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen up close and personal. It’s length and girth is supposed to be a replica of John Holmes, the pornstar, known for having one of the most talked about cocks in porn history. Now, I knew when first finding this dildo online that my eyes were too big for my pussy, so I knew this wouldn’t be a dildo I would actually use for penetration, but I just had to have it anyway. This dildo measures a whopping 12 inches in length, features a realistic shaft, cock head, and balls. It also has a suction cup on the bottom of the base, so you can attach the dildo to a flat surface such as a bathtub or hard surfaced floor or chair. Its waterproof, and made of UR3 material, which is very soft and pliable but also has a nice amount of firmness to it. It’s meant to feel more lifelike, however it’s an extremely porous material and holds onto bacteria easily, and can’t be 100% sterilized, so thats one drawback of the material. It also has that slightly fruity-plastic scent that most Ur3 material has. It’s the kind of scent that takes all day to wash off of your hands, so I didn’t mind keeping this toy far away from my pussy. I would highly recommend using this toy with a condom, make that a XL condom, while you’re at it. This dildo can be used both vaginally and anally, because of the balls base.

The toy comes with a red Doc Johnson storage pouch, as well as Ur3 dusting powder to help keep the texture of the toy soft and lifelike. I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge fan of UR3 material, but I couldn’t keep my hands off of this cock! I don’t know if it was the size, or the realistic look of the dildo, but I keep stroking the dildo. My hand didn’t even close round the girth! Yes, it’s super big! The dildo measures 12 inches in length with the balls, and has 10 inches of insertable length after the balls. It’s a hefty dildo and weighs around 2.5 pounds! At it’s thickest point the girth is 2.5 in diameter. Like I said, HUGE. This dildo is definitely for the size queens (or kings) that like big dick or are curious about taking on a cock this size! To clean the toy, use anti-bacterial soap and water. Dry with a lint-free towel, since the UR3 material picks up lint and hair easily. Then dust with the included powder to help keep the texture of the dildo feeling soft. As I said before, the material is porous, so I would definitely recommend using a condom with this toy, especially if you’re going to use this toy both vaginally and anally. This isn’t the type of toy to share with someone else, or use from anus to vagina, because of the toy’s material. I also recommend only using water-based lube with this dildo, as silicone or oil lubricants can damage the UR3 material.

The dildo has detailed veining on the surface, a pink cock head, beige shaft. The detailed cock head offers a nice shape, along with the textured balls. The dildo is quite big next to an average sized dildo. In the above photo, you can see the John Holmes UR3 Realistic Suction Cup Dildo next to a 6 inch realistic silicone dildo. The John Holmes dildo offers serious thickness paired with length. The dildo is pretty heavy, so when the toy is standing straight up and attached to a flat surface, the shaft does bend a little bit. You could attach this dildo to a chair for riding, the floor, even a table, or shower floor. The balls also offer a grasping area if you plan on thrusting with this dildo. One has to be pretty brave to slide this bad boy in their pussy or ass! I wasn’t up for the challenge, however, still found myself playing with the dildo a lot. The downside is the smell of the UR3 material, and the porous material. I prefer using more hygienic materials, not to mention the size wasn’t a job my pussy or ass was up for! This toy is made by Doc Johnson, I don’t review their items very often because I don’t feel very confident about their toy materials.  However, I did think this toy was cool just for the length and texture alone, and I wanted this toy for the novelty effect rather than to actually use it myself.

You can see the up close texture of the dildo head, in the above photo. For those who like big cock, but don’t want to use this toy, this makes a fun and cheeky gift idea as well as a novelty piece. I’m thinking of using it as a paper weight Maybe a game of naughty ring toss? Attach it to a wall for an art piece? You can find the John Holmes UR3 Realistic Dildo for $59.95 at FunWares.com!