I recently took an interest in checking out some masturbation creams, which for the most part, are thicker in texture, creamy, and oil based, compared to fluid water-based formulas. Gun Oil creates a variety of great lubes for men, though women can easily use their great products also. Gun Oil Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream comes in an easy fliptop 3.3 oz bottle, featuring the fliptop on the bottom, allowing the bottle to rest on it’s lid, making sure you can get to all of the product in the tube. It has a black, white, blue and red Stroke 29 logo on the front. For the most part it’s a discreet tube, minus the cheeky name. I love the tagline for the lube, which says, “Can you make it to the 29th stroke?”. This masturbation cream offers a oil-based formula that is is thick and creamy, because of the rich oils and additives, and as the cream warms in your hand and against your genitals, the oils in it begin to melt to create a very slick and luscious lube.

Ingredients: Water, Octyl Palmitate, Prunus Amygdalus (sweet almond) Oil, Emulsifying Wax, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben, Carbomer, Diazolidinyl Urea, Triethanolamine.

This cream has Vitamin E and aloe for a softening affect, and Almond oil for a nice slick feeling. It does contain parabens, glycerin, alcohol and wax, which aren’t exactly vagina friendly, however, remember this is marketed as a male masturbation cream.  Since I don’t have a penis, I offered up this lube of lubricant to a male friend who was only too eager to try it out (What! Free lube? Score!). My friend mostly uses water-based lube that he picks up from the local pharmacy, so he hadn’t tried an oil-based lubricant before, and I dare say he didn’t even know the difference. He told me that the Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream was awesome, greasy but not sticky or bothersome. He said that a dime sized amount is really all you need, and that the cream’s texture was cold as first when he put it in his hand, but it warmed on contact with his palm and once he got a good handle on his piece, things went very smoothly (no pun intended). I asked him to tell me if he made it to the 29th stroke, and of course he forgot to count, duh. He only mentioned that he liked the formula a lot and that his dick didn’t feel chaffed or raw like it can after jerking off with his previous lube (or even his own saliva) and that he was impressed with how slick and longlasting the lube was, and that he didn’t need to add any water or any more lube to keep things gliding along. While I wouldn’t think this would be a super ideal lube for women, or for partner sex, it seems to be a great cream for male masturbation. You can grab a bottle of Stroke 29 Masturbation Cream at FunWares.com $12.95