Review: SpareParts HardWear Theo Strapon Dildo Harness

I’d always thought that SpareParts HardWear made gorgeous looking strapon harnesses. I loved the look and quality of each piece, and was thrilled when SpareParts sent me a super cute Theo Harness to review on my blog! This harness comes in Black or Pink, and unlike their popular Joque Harness, the Theo has a “thong” style backing. It’s really pretty in person, even more stunning than in photos! I received the Pink Theo Harness which is a pretty light pink color, made of a comfortable stretchy nylon material. The material is soft and feels great on the skin, the front features an opening, O ring, where you can insert a dildo, the O ring holds the dildo nice and securely for hands-free thrusting. Each harness is handcrafted and made ethically, and it’s sexy style and breathable material feels luscious and as natural as wearing underwear. I was really pleased with how comfy it was to wear! It was so comfy I could have slept in it, or even worn in under my fav pair of jeans. The thong style backing is adjustable, and comes with a secure velcro closure, that adjusts to fit your waist size. This harness comes in both Size A and size B, Size A is size that I needed. It fits a 20-50″ waist, while the Size B is great for plus-size ladies and fits a size 35-65″ waist. The waistband of the harness is sexy, and features the SpareParts logo, which I actually really like. It almost reminds me of boyshort panties, super cute.
The O ring is stretchy and will comfortably fit a dildo of 1.5-2 inches in diameter and 3.92-6.28 inches in circumference, so it will fit a wide variety of dildos. You can even secure a double dildo in the O ring! There are two small pockets inside the harness, one just above below the O ring and one above it, so you can insert a vibrating bullet for added stimulation for both the wearer and the receiver if you’d like. It also has a cute little condom pocket! Really inventive and modern style, and I adore it. SpareParts thought of everything, so much fits into this little harness it’s insane how they added all of these features into an item that isn’t much bulkier than a pair of undies. The harness is machine or hand washable, and it can be air dried or tumble dried on low, so it’s fully hygienic and easy to clean. This harness is vegan and contains no leather, like some harnesses do. It also features rust resistant snaps on the crotch area that are a pretty white pearlescent color. There are no uncomfortable size labels inside, it’s all tagless, and the material that fits over the crotch helps to draw moisture away from the crotch.

The matching drawstring bag that the harness comes in

The front of the harness

Thong style back and velcro closure


Different view of harness
Besides the fact that this harness is stylish and comfortable, I like the wear-ability, and the fact that it’s great for pegging! Perfect for strapon sex between women, and awesome for a woman to engage in anal sex with a man. I like the feeling of this harness and it makes me feel super sexy when i wear it. It also holds the dildo up very well, as you can see in the photos above. The O ring is very impressive and keeps the dildo standing at attention, perfect for vaginal or anal thrusting. This has becomes one of my favorite strapon harnesses, based on not only looks and functionality, but also on easy of cleaning, comfort, style, and performance. I’m really impressed with this harness and would definitely recommend this harness to those who like a secure harness, but enjoy the sexy appeal of a thong style backing, rather than the traditional thigh straps. Check out the SpareParts Theo at MySpare.com






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