Scarlet’s Letter Holiday Guide 2010 – Pick #1 -Booty Parlor Vibrating Lipstick
Stuff this into her stocking this holiday…

How freaking cute is this?! it’s a discreet vibrator made to look like a lipstick. Besides sex toys, I’m also a lingerie and makeup fiend, so this toy is right up my alley. This Booty Parlor Vibrating Lipstick comes in a cute little pull out box with the Booty Parlor logo on it, the bottom of the box says “liptrick”, get it? This is the type of sex toy that Sydney Bristow from ALIAS would have used. Not much can stand between a gal and her lipstick…or a gal and her vibe. Now nothing has to! This cute vibe is discreet, and only a little longer than a regular lipstick container. So you could easily slip this in your handbag and no one would be any wiser. It requires a AAA battery, which is included and wrapped up in pink tissue paper along with the vibe. So you’re all ready to go! Once you uncap the lipstick, you’ll see a bright pink color faux lipstick, if you pop the cap off near the base, you’ll see the battery compartment. Slide the battery in, twist the cap on to secure it. Near the base of the lipstick you’ll see a Open/Off/On along with a little arrow below it, just twist the lipstick base to choose which option. Switching it to open will pop the lipstick top off so you cna replace the battery, Off will keep the toy from vibrating, and on, of course, will turn the toy on…and probably you too! The On vibration offers one speed, but it’s a pretty decent vibration speed. It provides the power of a bullet vibe, that travels through the entire shaft of the lipstick or particularly vibrates in the pink lipstick tip. Perfect for pin-point clitoral stimulation! The lipstick container and cap is made of hard plastic, and the actual “lipstick” head is made of a smooth material that feels a little bit like velvet cote, so it’s not just a hard plastic finish on the actual point of the toy. The vibration isn’t super strong, but it’s moderate and what you’d expect from a bullet vibe. The more you press the tip of the toy and apply pressure to your clit, the vibration will slow down a little. So you really should use the toy with a light hand, and let the tip of the lipstick tickle your clit, without actually applying too much pressure. This toy is easy to clean, and a toy tissue cleaner did the trick. The toy isn’t waterproof completely, so just be sure not to get water into the battery compartment. This vibe works great with either silicone or water-based lube.

I love the size of the toy, and the design. After you get off with the toy and clean it off, simply pop the cap back on and slip it back into your purse. A friend of mine was over when she saw this toy, now she wants one! It’s cute and it’s girly and feminine, and if you’re into makeup and cosmetics, it makes a fun little novelty too. Some of my friends that are makeup artists got a kick out of it! For being a discreet little toy, I actually like this toy a lot. It’s easy to clean, and though it doesn’t offer any vibration modes or different speeds, it’s enough to get me off when I’m on the go! This would make a super cute gift too! Perfect for a naughty little stocking stuffer…if you have any good (or bad!) girls on your holiday shopping list!

Get your Booty Parlor Lipstick Vibrator for $28 at Kama Sutra Closet.