Someone recently asked me what my favorite pocket vibrator is, well allow me to answer that question. When it comes to pocket/lipstick vibes, my heart belongs to Mia. The LELO Mia is cute, petite, pretty, discreet, and on top of all that it’s technology nerd compatible. Out of all of the Lelo toys, Mia is the first (and right now, the only) Lelo toy that is charged by USB. I love that! The thought of being able to charge my sex toys while I browse the net? Yeah, that’s pretty much amazing. I like to plug Mia into the USB port on my laptop while I load up iTunes or work on blog entries. The Mia is so discreet that it basically looks like a USB drive to transfer files anyway, so if your roommate walks by, you should be safe You can plus Mia straight into your USB, or you can use the USB cord that comes with the toy, I use both, but mostly I just plug it right into the drive on my pc/laptop. Like all other Lelo toys Mia comes in a cute black gift box, and it comes with a satin storage bag. It also comes with the 1 year limited warranty that LELO offers with all of their toys.

So why do I like Mia so much? Sure, she’s small, she’s not waterproof, she’s not super duper powerful, but she’s wonderful. First off, Mia is only a little bigger than a lipstick tube. It’s easy to use and only has two buttons, +/- which power the toys vibration patterns and vibration intensity, these buttons are also how you lock/unlock the toy. The cap of the toy is secure enough to stay on the toy while I’m using it, but it pops off easily enough so that it reveals the USB for me to charge the toy. For the most part the toy is pretty quiet, not loud, but not as quiet as the Jimmyjane Little Something line, which to me, is the quietest toy on the market. The vibrations aren’t super powerful, but it does offer different speeds to choose from. I like Mia on the highest power. I also like the fact that the tip of Mia is pin-pointed so it’s easy for me to use the toy right up against my clit. I personally LOVE how the vibrations carry through Mia’s ABS plastic body. The vibrations are enough to get me off any time, and all the time. Mia is my go-to vibe for masturbation quickies, and Mia is a great travel companion also, since she’s small enough to fit in my handbag.

My only complaint is that Mia’s buttons aren’t seamless, this is my only “problem” with Lelo toys, I wish their buttons were seamless, because it can make cleaning the toys with water a little tricky. You don’t want to get water into the seam where the buttons are, or the toy could become damaged. So if you clean up with anti-bacterial soap and water, be sure to be very careful around the buttons. If you do accidentally get a little moisture in the buttons, try this trick of mine. Gently wrap your lips around the USB on the Mia, and blow into it gently, it will force any water that seeped under the buttons to blow back out around the seams of the buttons. While it’s not ideal to have to do this, it can help to keep Mia nice and dry. I find that using toy cleaner wipes is best with Mia. You can use silicone lube with Mia if you’d like, but I really find that a good water-based lubricant is fantastic with it. Not to mention, since Mia is small, you can use it with another toy, such as the Njoy Pure Wand or the Lelo Liv, for some nice clit stimulation and internal stimulation. I love my Mia! She may not be powerful enough for some, but I just adore her. I find that the pitch of the vibrations makes for a very stimulating experience, and this is coming from a girl who has a very hardcore clit that can take serious powerful vibration. Lelo Mia holds a special place in my toy bag, and for the price? Oh, Mama Mia, thats one spicy sex toy!

O M G. If ever was a toy in which I would utter OMG, this is one of them. Meet the Eroscillator 2 Plus, the ultimate clitoral vibrator, endorsed by Dr. Ruth. I remember first hearing about the Eroscillator a few years ago, and wondering how it worked. I had heard that it was one of the best clit vibes on the market and that it was supposed to deliver stimulation more intensely than otehr vibrators, as the Eroscillator oscillates rather than vibrates. Just what did that mean exactly? Well, now a few years later, I can finally tell you. Most vibrates are either too weak, or too strong – they either can’t get you over the edge, or they stimulate too intensely and cause numbness during masturbation. Here is where the Eroscillator 2 Plus is different. It looks like an antique electric toothbrush, with a bronze colored finish on the base and handle of the toy. The top of the toy, is where you attach different heads and textured attachments. The attachments/heads is the stimulation point that caresses and oscillates against the clitoris. The heads offer different detailed textures such as tiny nubs, a scooped cup, and a round base that surrounds the clit. Each head is meant to stimulate the clit, without desensitizing it. Unlike other toys, no batteries needed. You can plug the toy into an electrical outlet. The oscillations are intense, one of a kind, and very stimulating. However the toy is very quiet and discreet. Just what does “oscillating vibrator” mean though?

Inside the vibrator, there is an oscillation engine. To “Oscillate” means to swing back and forth, similar to a pendulum. So instead of just vibrating, the head of the toy moves back and forth side to side very fast, to give ultimate stimulation without numbing your genitals with harsh vibration to “get the job done”. I loved the feeling! It’s intense, it’s so different than any other toy that I have tried, and the orgasms are INTENSE. I think this toy might be better tan the Hitachi Magic Wand! Hitachi tends to numb because of the intensity of the vibrations, but with the Eroscillator 2 Plus I could orgasm deeply, intensely, and I could really *feel* the orgasm, rather than just feel intense vibration on my clit. The gentle back and forth gesture feels somehow more natural than just vibration on the clit. The natural movement definitely adds something to the masturbation experience. I’m sort of hooked on this toy now. It’s quickly become one of my favorite toys. The heads/attachments are easy to remove and attach, easy to clean, and I could use my favorite water-based lubricants with this toy really well. The base of the handle is easy to hold, overall the toy is pretty lightweight, not too heavy, and my thumb could navigate the different settings for the toy with just the click of a switch. Oh, I didnt’ tell you about the settings? Silly me! There are different power settings to adjust just how intensely the toy oscillates. So you can choose between a slower oscillation, medium, or a intense high oscillation. You can also use this toy on other parts of the body, I found that the oscillation felt awesome on my nipples! It felt more like a lover stimulating them rather than a toy just vibrating against them. You can use the toy on your neck and other parts of the body as well. Couples may enjoy using this toy together also. For hetero couples, you can tease the head of the Eroscillator 2 Plus against your lover’s scrotum and perineum as while you perform oral sex on him. Men can easy hold the Eroscillator against their lover’s clit as they enter her pussy. It’s an awesome toy that can be enjoyed alone or with a partner, which can make for a really sexy time.

I love it! Me and the Eroscillator 2 Plus are best buds right now. Eros, as I fondly call him, enjoys long walks on the beach, cuddling with my clit, and making me cum over and over again. He’s a keeper! Ladies, get your own now, trust me, you want this toy. It will treat your clit like royalty, which if you think about it, it really is. Get your own Eroscillator 2 Plus vibrator for $127.95 at Kama Sutra Closet.

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I really like the new Pleasure Kits from MyPleasure.com, each kit is made up of products meant to entice and thrill your sensual desires. I like the Couples Pleasure Kit, that would be a nice gift for any couples who are new to adding sex toys to their bedroom play.

They also have a Beginner’s Anal Kit that features plugs, lube, and anal beads. I think a lot of the kits are a good choice for toy beginners who are new to adult novelty products and who want to try several products and also save cash. Check out their other kits there are many to choose from at My Pleasure.

I admit it, I’m a LUSH-fiend. I love their bath and body products. I’ve tried a lot of brands of bath and body goodies that are similar to Lush, but none of them really truly feel as quality as Lush products do. I really like their bathbombs, massage bars, and shower gels. They even have some sexy products that couples can enjoy together, such as this True Romance Gift Set. It comes with sensual Jasmine scented Sex Bomb bathbomb, Flying Fox shower gel, which smells of honey and Jasmine, the Soft Couer massage bar which smells of chocolate and toffee, Honey Trap lip balm, a sexy shower Emotibomb, and more. Plus it comes wrapped in red box with ribbon. This would make a great gift for a friend, lover, or for yourself. It’s also a nice way to sample LUSH products if you’ve never tried them before.

In honor of Mother’s Day, I wanted to let you all know about the brand new blog from Babeland. Introducing Moms in Babeland, a blog that is maintained and run by mothers from Babeland. They probably eat, breathe, and sleep sex toys, but they’re real women with families too. So they have some great insight to how to be a mom without having to give up your sexual freedom or sensuality. Keep it up ladies, I’ve enjoyed reading the blog so far!

Check out the awesome new rewards program at PleasureGalaxie.com! When you shop at Pleasure Galaxie, you earn 1 points for every $15 you spend. So the more you buy, or the higher priced items you splurge on, all adds up. Each 1 reward point equals $1. So 25 rewards points = $25! 50, 75, 100 rewards points equals that much cash, and so on.  So by buying eco-friendly sensual health products from PG, you’re earning money towards free sex toys for future purchases. Awesome! Love it! This is a sex toy lovers dream.

How cute is this lingerie? I love the styles and the colors. Pretty, delicate, feminine, and ultra sexy. Super affordable too. I’m a lingerie lush, I love lingerie, and I generally have champagne taste with a beer budget But with Affinitas Intimates you can find really lovely lingerie sets, chemises, bras and panties all for decent prices.

Check out the collection at AffinitasIntimates.com!

I’ve always thought the idea of masturbation sleeves was pretty cool. I love that there are sex toys with men in mind. A lot of guys think of vibrators and dildos when it comes to sex toys, so the masturbators that have come out in the market in recent years have really helped open the (back)door to men getting involved in adult novelties. I’ a fan of the Fleshlight brand, after all, Fleshlight is the #1 best selling male sex toy! I’ve showcase Fleshlights on this site before, but I’ve never been able to review a Fleshlight Butt, until now. Like the other Fleshlights, this sleeve comes in a plastic case that looks similar to a large flashlight. The sleeve is made of Superskin material that is soft, supple, smooth and squishy. The orifice of this toy is the Butt, which looks like a nice puckered anus ready for exploring The ass orifice gives you a nice view of penetration, so you can get a visual of sticking your member into the tight anal canal. This toy is great for those who have never experience anal sex and are curious about it, or those who love anal sex and would like to be able to masturbate with a sleeve that offers a anal orifice and tight smooth canal.

The orifice entry point is slightly textured to look and feel like that of a real asshole. The opening is tight and small, ready to be stretched open and pushed into the tight inner sleeve canal. I love the soft flesh-like feel of the Superskin, and the fact that the toy is so easy to use. I don’t even have a cock, but I get a little excited while playing with this toy. I slid a lubed up finger into the anal orifice and it feels pretty nice! Tight, the puckered opening sort of grips your finger, and allows for nice stimulation. I also slide a lubricated dildo into the Fleshlight Butt and watched the shaft of the toy slide in and out of the Fleshlight. I could feel the suction on the dildo as I moved it in and out, pretty impressive. While the Superskin doesn’t feel exactly like the real thing, of course, it’s a nice visual and way to enhance the male masturbation experience. I like the Butt orifice just as much as I like the original Lady orifice from Fleshlight. I could see someone wanting both, as they both offer a different visual appeal, though the inner texture and tightness is pretty much the same as far as I can tell.

Interested in sneaking in through the backdoor? Check out the Fleshlight Butt for $69.95 at PinkCherry.com

If you’re in Canada, check it out at PinkCherry.ca

Heads up to everyone out there who wants to buy their lover or friend a sex toy, but you don’t know what they want. Give them a gift certificate! E-gift certificates are all the rage now, because the gift certificates can be delivered by email within a few hours of purchase. You don’t even need to know the recipient address to send them a gift certificate which means you can even add them to your website wishlists. Check out the easy to use gift certificates at KamaSutraCloset.com, they offer great service, quick shipping, and their gift certificates are emailed within a few hours of buying one.

Happy Mother’s Day!

To all of the mothers, MILFs, grandmothers, friends, and women out there who have opened their heart to take care of someone. You’re all amazing. Enjoy your day! XOXO