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I’d always been curious to try lubricant from the German brand Pjur. I was browsing their selection of lubes, and though their original silicone formula sounded fabulous, I’m definitely a girl who loves water-based lubricant. For it’s performance, how it plays well with toys, and for easy clean up. So when I saw Pjur Eros Aqua Lubricant in the gender neutral Blue/Black bottle, I knew I had to try it! The lube is 100% water based, is safe for condom use, is FDA approved, and is dermatologist tested. The only downside is that it has glycerin in it, and I usually try to stay away from glycerin based lubes. Unfortunately a lot of lubes on the market use that ingredient, so I wasn’t too shocked to see it listed in the ingredients. The bottle is a nice size, and I like the design and label of it, it’s a lubricant that men or women can confidently use. I like the formula of this stuff! The feel of the lube is sleek and smooth, similar to a silicone lube, but without the actual silicone as an ingredient. I found that a little went a long way, and the scent was rather plain and not too noticeable. I first used this lubricant on my fingers, and found that it mixed nicely with my own natural wetness as I touched my pussy. Next up I tried it on a silicone clit vibrator and found that it was a nice pair with this lube! I then used a glass dildo and used it with this lube. This was the test for me, if this lube stood up well during insertion and fucking of a toy, I knew it would be a keeper. Yay, it did! This stuff lasted long and didn’t seem to dry out my vag. I’m a bit of a lube snob, so I’m always glad when i find a lube that works well in many different situations. I would think that this lube would be perfect for men also for use with a masturbation sleeve or a hand. Get your own 3.4 oz bottle of Pjur Eros Aqua Lubricant for $16.95 at TabuToys.com!
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So I’m no stranger to LELO. I love their toys, and they’re one of my very favorite sex toy brands. They offer luxury products that are quality, unique, and best of all, they get me off. I’ve had a few people email me lately asking me for advice about which LELO Clit vibe to get: Nea or Lily. They are shaped and contoured the same, except they each boast a different finish. While I consider Nea and Lily sisters, they’re not exactly twins, so I’m going to showcase Lily and tell you some of the things that I like best about her. LELO Lily is a cute little bitch. In fact, I love her. She’s sweet, pretty, fun, and she gets along really great with my vulva. Lily is contoured to fit the anatomy of a woman’s body. it’s a toy small enough to fit into your palm, and it’s very discreet, it’s not a sex ty that really looks like a sex toy. Along with being small in size, for the most part Lily is pretty quiet. Not exactly silent, but she offers a low hum that is a little more quiet than other vibes. Despite being quiet, Lily offers 5 vibration speeds that go from a very light whisper to a nice moderate buzz. A lot of people have said that Lily’s vibration isn’t as strong as they’d like, but honestly I like the vibration, to me, it’s not exactly how Lilly vibrates, it’s in the way that she feels when she vibrates.
A lot of people thing Lily is made of silicone, but she isn’t. Like Nea, Lily’s body is also made of body-safe ABS plastic. However, the finish of plastic is different. Lily is smooth in the way it has a silicone like finish, almost like a velvet cote feeling. Nea’s finish is sleek with a shiny finish, like a smooth porcelain. What it all comes down to is which you prefer. I adore Nea, her smooth finish glides against my clit very nicely, but Lily is quite a dish also, and the velvety finish of the toy feels different on my clit and vulva than Nea. Like I said, sisters, not twins. The vibration settings, the design, interface, is all the same, the finish is different, and therefore the feeling of the to on the skin is different. You can use Lily with silicone or water-based lube, and though the toy is pretty easy to clean and is splash proof, the interface buttons aren’t seamless so you need to be careful not to get water into the buttons or the charging port on the back of the toy. Lily, like Nea, is rechargeable, which I adore. They both come in a sexy black gift box, and they come with a charger, user manual, 1-year limited warranty, and a satin storage pouch.
Lily’s pretty pink color, and it’s soft finish, make it a favorite of mine. The contour of the toy makes it a keeper in my book. I like to tease Lily against my breasts, over my nipples, and trace Lily’s contoured body around and underneath my breasts. Lily even feels good on my neck! Using Lily against ym pussy is a dream come true. Lily seems to settle right into place, and sort of huge my vulva and clit. It nestles right up against my genitals and stimulates in all the right places. I think the pin point head of the toy, then the contoured part that dips up and inward, then comes back out, seems to really stimulate the clit properly, and also give my vulva a nice little rub down. The toy isn’t made for internal use, obviously, but I like to tease Lily’s tip against my vaginal opening. I also like taking Lily in my palm, resting it against my pussy, and then massaging my hand in a circular motion to feel Lily on every part of my genitals. This is when you notice the difference in the finish, Lily doesn’t really glide as easily as Nea in my opinion, which can give a bit more friction, which can be a great thing. This toy has brought me to orgasm many times by now, and it will continue to do so, as it’s a favorite of mine. I’ve also used this toy in the shower, out of the spray of water, but I must warn you to be very careful not to get moisture inside of the toy. I used it in the shower when I had company over for a week and didn’t have privacy to get off anywhere else. In that perspective, Lily and I have a nice little secret quickie n the shower and the sound of the water running highly hid any “buzz” noise that Lily could have made, however I had a hard time keeping my “noise” inaudible…
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I really loved the Je Joue SaSi. I think I’m one of the only sex toy bloggers who seemed to think that SaSi lived up to it’s hype, but to each their own. I can definitely understand the mixed reviews on the toy, because SaSi did take a different approach to stimulation than other sex toys. So when I heard that Je Joue had another toy in the works, I was pretty excited. A few months ago Je Joue finally released the new toy, the G-Ki! How cool! I was excited. The Je Joue G-Ki looked similar to the SaSi to me, in the design and colors, however as the SaSi was a clit toy the G-Ki was a G-spot toy. Similar toys with mutual features yet two different aims to sexual pleasure. Needless to say, I was intrigued. When I finally got my hands on the G-Ki last month, I was thrilled. I loved the luxurious and classy box that the G-Ki came in. Upon opening the box, youre greeted with yet another box, this time a beautiful black toy that opens with a ribbon. Inside of the box, G-Ki is nestled in all of her orgasmic glory. There the G-ki sat, ready for clitoral or G-spot stimulation, and fully capable of both. Rechargeable, waterproof, and made of supple body-safe silicone, a sleek body and shaft, a sculpted curved head, and a seamless interface with easy to press navigation buttons that look very similar to it’s sexy sister, the SaSi. G-Ki also came with a user manual, and a magnetic charger, that attaches to the top of the user interface, and charges the toy that way, while the other end is pulled into a wall outlet.
G-Ki boasts 5 different vibration speeds and 5 different vibration patterns. Unlike other “waterproof” toys, G-Ki’s seamless body means that the toy is fully submersible in water, so it’s perfect for fun in the bathtub! The silicone body of the toy is beautiful and soft, and the curved end of the toy curves up into a slight bulb for pinpointed G-spot stimulation. While the toy is made for G-spot stim, you can use the head f the toy against your clit also. G-Ki is a lover who wants to please in whatever way that it can, and really, who am I to deny it that? The toy really shines and stands out from the rest of the crowd with it’s design though. Je Joue obviously realizes that no two vaginas are the same, and therefore the internal structure of the G-spot (or if you want to get technical, urethral sponge) isn’t always at the same point in each women. G-spot stimulation depends on the women, some need more of a curved head to stimulate the G-spot, and some want more of a traditional smooth head. Some prefer firm pressure, while others want a lot of thrusting. So the G-Ki has these little “knuckles” at various points on the shaft of the toy. You press the “knuckles”, one mirrored on each side, and you press them and it releases the joint, so you can bend it more, or straightened it out a little bit. You can do it down the entire shaft. Once you let go of the joints, the toy locks back into place, keeping the curve that you customized to your liking. You can use anything froma slight curve, or a dramatic nearly U shaped curve. It’s really up to you.
After charging the toy, which was truly very easy, I decided to break out my favorite water-based lube (no silicone lubes with G-Ki please!) and get down to business. I decided to tease G-ki on my breasts and down my stomach first, the vibration felt nice, I chose a light speed to work my nipples and tease my belly. As I worked my way down, I pressed the G-Ki against my vulva, and teased it against my clit. The smoothness of the silicone against my wet naughty bits felt delightful. I turned up the speed to high and let the curved head vibrate against my clit to arm me up, the highest vibration setting isn’t super intense, but it’s definitely good and in my opinion it’s strong enough to get the job done. So it worked nicely on my clit, but what about my G-spot? That was what I wanted to find out! I tried using the G-ski in the slightly curved formation that it has come in, but I found that it didn’t hit my G-spot properly, so I pressed the joints and made more of a curved G shape on with the shaft. I pressed the toy into me and could feel the curve hit my G-spot. I seemed to catch on pretty quickly and find a shape that worked best with my internally. Once I found my shape, I turned the toy onto it’s highest speed, and began working the curve against my G-spot. I could grasp the handle of the toy very easily and use it to thrust the toy against my G-spot. It felt really awesome! I could feel myself nearing orgasm, so I reached for my SaSi, which I had conveniently laid beside me before working with the G-Ki. I turned it on to my customized setting that I like best and I rested the SaSi against my clit, needless to say, it took me way over the edge and I came hard and fast. Phew! G-Ki and SaSi tagteamed me well and turned me into a puddle of sweating orgasmic bliss. As much as I like the toys on their own, they’re pretty awesome when put together and used in blissful unison.
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Lately I’ve really been getting into nipple stimulator toys. Normally my toys stay south of the border and are for my vag, but recently I’ve been experimenting with toys that are predominately for breast stim. California Exotics Nipple Suckers are firm yet pliable plastic that is meant to be positioned on top of the nipple, and then squeezed to trap air and create a seal around your nipple, to mimic the feeling of sucking. These stimulators are pretty discreet, if you left these laying around chances are someone would think these were pieces to your stereo or workout equipment. These stimulators don’t really scream “look at me, look at me, I got on your nipples!” which I like. They’re a basic black color with a glossy finish. They are firm, yet you can squeeze them and make them pliable. Another thing, is they are pretty big. When i frst took them out of the package I immediately thought how funny I would look with these on my tits, which of course, made me want to try them even more. The photo below, shows the actual size of the Nipple Suckers on a life-like model, to give you an idea of the real dimension. As you can see, these babies aren’t small.
Don’t let the size put you off though! These are actually pretty fun. I placed one of the Nipple Suckers over my nipple and squeezed the base of the stimulator pretty firmly to try and get a nice grip on my nipple. I could feel the strength of the suck. It actually felt good. I found that you could flick the Nipple Suckers with your finger, or lightly pull on them for a little added stimulation on your nipples. I also found that licking your nipples, or adding a little bit of lube to your nips before suctioning the Nipple Suckers on worked really great also. These stayed on nicely and they didn’t fall off, except for once, when I hadn’t really suctioned it well enough to my nipple. You can vary the suction based on what you like, by squeezing the stimulators gently it creates a gentle suction, by squeezing a little harder you will get a more firm grip with a slight pinching, which I found felt pretty good, if you’re into that sort of thing. When I had both Nipple Suckers on, I looked down at my chest and laughed, I couldn’t help by say out loud “Tune in Tokyo!”. Luckily no one was around to hear me say this and give me weird looks 
Overall I found these breast stimulators to be pretty awesome, I’ve used them twice so far, and I like them, they stayed on a lot better than the prong nipple clamps I reviewed recently. When I was nearing orgasm, I pulled the stimulators off my nipples, which took me over the edge, because it felt like one big suck and slurp. Very hot! When the stimulators came off, my nipples were erect and my areola slightly puffy from the suction. I would warn against wearing these too long, as too much hard suction will leave you with bruised nips. It didn’t happen to me while wearing these, but I only left them on for about 4 or 5 minutes. I would think that a little more could possibly bruise a nipple if you create a firm suction, but I guess that depends on the individual. It would be great if these stimulators were a little smaller, just so they didn’t stick out from your chest so far, but I can understand why they are larger. It helps to create a more customized suction, and it will fit a nipple or any size. Also, these can be used on men! Guys, don’t be shy, you cna use these during solo masturbation, or have your partner put these on you while he/she goes down on you! This would be a fun toy for couples, especially for those who enjoy nipple play while receiving oral sex.
Check the Nipple Suckers out at PinkCherry.com for only $9.88, and if you’re in Canada, you can find them at PinkCherry.ca!
Now you can get any of the 9 Fleshlight Girls with the original Lotus texture, or with the new signature textures. Each Fleshlight Girl now comes in it’s own unique inner canal texture. Lia19′s Fleshlight Girl comes with tiny nubs shaped like hearts, Lupe Fuentes comes with a texture called The Wall, and Jenna Haze’s Fleshlight features the Maze texture, which looks like how it sounds! The craziest of all of the textures has to be the .69 Caliber texture for Eva Angelina! Take a peek at all the new textures at FleshlightGirls.com
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To say that I love lingerie is a bit of an understatement. However, I’m a huge lingerie snob. I love quality products, and some of my favorite brands are intimates are usually from the UK. I have a nice little collection of lingerie, and I was already a fan of the lingerie brand Playful Promises, so when I saw their newest collection I knew I needed the gorgeous piece pictured above. Marilyn the super sexy lingerie piece above pays tribute to Ms. Monroe in her Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend signature bright pink. Cute, sexy, and playful. The bra features lightly padded cups, and the suspender belt comes with detachable garters, and you can get the set with their a thong or a brief panty. Super sexy retro!
Playful Promises offers a bunch of cute collection such as different panties too, like the Candy Pants collection which features a sexy pair of panties that are candy inspired and come in a candy striped little box. Cute! I love the Rhubard and Custard pair, pictured below.
The panties come in a pretty yellow color with pink, and the waistband features ruffles that appear both in the front and on the back.
Cute lingerie is one of my weaknesses, so anything that look sexy AND makes me feel sexy is always a plus. I definitely want to get more pieces from the Playful Promises brand and when I do I’ll be sure to post my choices here
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