February 18th, 2010 @ Amber St. Clare
For the record, I am writing this review right now while I have the above product in my pussy. Each movement in my chair is nearly inducing a climax. As I write this review, I’ll keep you posted if and when it finally happens. Nothing like a little live sex blogging, right? It’s great if you hear that I use the toys, but I think if I use them while I tell you, it’s a bit more exciting. At least for me, and hopefully you. Just what product am I talking about? The Lelo Luna Beads, of course. These cute little beads are round and made of smooth ABS plastic, and are housed in a little “sling” made of high quality silicone. No, they don’t vibrate. No, they’re not made for thrusting. They’re actually made for pelvic floor muscle exercise. It just so happens that strengthening your pc muscles can also be very arousing, so it’s like two treats in one. The Luna Beads comes with two sets of beads, or balls, similar to Ben Wa balls, as they are weighted. One set is lighter with a little bit of weight to it, and the other set is heavier. You’re supposed to start off with the lighter set, and with use, work your way up to the heavier set. However, the cute little silicone sling that houses the beads means you can switch things up and even insert 1 heavier bead and 1 lighter bead at the same time. You can even use 1 bead instead of two if you’re just starting out. That is the beauty of Luna Beads, you can truly customize them to however you see fit. As you insert and wear the beads inside of your vagina, these beads basically do the “work” for you, when it comes to kegel exercises. After inserting 1 bead, or 2 beads, you can go about your day as the beads go to work inside of your vaginal canal. Your vaginal muscles hold the beads in place, so they won’t fall out, which in turn, helps to strengthen the vaginal walls. As you move, walk, run, sit, the balls will gently roll around inside of your pussy and this movement is basically helping to make your pc muscles stronger. Having stronger pc muscles is a great thing for any woman, young or old, and it really does have many perks. After some women give birth vaginally they find that their vaginal walls aren’t as strong as they were pre-baby and they can strengthen their vagina by doing kegel exercises which can help to regain that tighter feeling of the vaginal walls. Some women with age (or for various health issues) can experience leakage of urine when they sneeze, cough, etc. While it can be very annoying, it can be improved by strengthening those pelvic floor muscles! Not to mention, doing kegel exercises can also give women better orgasms. That alone makes you wanna whip those vaginal muscles into shape, doesn’t it?
I just shifted slightly in my chair, and I have to say that the weight of the Luna Beads inside of me is really very arousing. I’m getting so excited I’m a little worried that these beads may slip out, but fear not, they’re staying right where they ought to be…oh yeah, right there, yessssss that is the spot. Okay, before I get too far ahead of myself, let me tell you how these beads are best used. I highly suggest using these beads with your favorite water-based lubricant. Please don’t use silicone lube with these beads, unless you use these beads on their own, without the silicone sling. As using silicone lube on the sling can make it permanently sticky or tacky. Also, I would highly suggest keeping some anti-bacterial toy wipes handy, or your favorite toy cleaner, though these beads can be cleaned with mild soap and water also. I’m a big fan of only using body safe materials, so I do not use jelly toys or any products that are made of shady materials. I can happily tell you that these toys are made of body safe material! So use them with confidence in knowing that you’re not putting harmful things into your body. Our bodies are our temples, right? Just say no to harmful materials. Once you have the beads set up as you want to use them (one ball, or two in the sling) lube them up nicely, and be sure to lube your vaginal opening up nice also, or get yourself nice and excited so you’re naturally lubricated. I’m slightly grinding in my chair as I write this and I’m about to orgasm.
Give me a second, then I’ll continue.
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Wow, I just had an orgasm with the Luna Beads inside of me and I was almost sure that the contractions inside of my vagina were going to push the beads out, but they actually stayed put inside of me! Nice! Anyway, as I was saying, pre-orgasm, once the beads (and you!) are lubed up nicely, you can insert them, one bead at a time. If you have trouble inserting them, you can press them in as you would a button on your shirt. Press against one side of your vaginal opening, and sort of press up and over and it will find it’s way inside of you much easier. Once you have the bead(s) inside, the little pull cord will stick out of you but you won’t really be able to feel it. This is for you to be able to grasp to remove the beads at a later time. Once the Lelo Luna Beads are inside, you can go about your business. Go to work, college, a party, a date, whatever. If the beads feel uncomfortable inside of you, I would highly suggest removing them and trying again. These beads should not feel uncomfortable. If they are, it may mean that you need to use more lubricant or that the beads aren’t situated inside of you properly. Once they are in comfortably, you’ll be able to feel them for sure, but it won’t be overwhelming. The weight of the beads causes a very interesting and arousing feeling inside of the vagina, as they slightly vibrate against the vaginal walls with movement. As you walk, bend over, sit down, and move about during the day, the beads will exercise your pc muscles. How cool is that? It’s doing the kegels for you! Look at that princess, these beads are giving your pussy the royal treatment. I should also mention, if it wasn’t already clear, that the weight and movement of the beads can be very arousing, and it is possible to be sexually stimulated and even orgasm with the beads inside of you. If thats your goal, and you want to enjoy an orgasm with them inside, you can grind your hips which will move the balls inside of you more. Or if you have the time, and the privacy, you can use your favorite clit vibe while you have the beads inside. You can wear the beads all day if you’d like. After awhile, if you experience any soreness, you can remove the beads. This may or may not happen. Just remember, your vaginal muscles aren’t used to be worked out so much, so like any other muscles, it’s learning something new, and how to strengthen itself. It’s up to you how long or how often you wear these Luna Beads. If you want to see and feel real results though, you’ll want to use these on a regular basis. Exercising your body once a month doesn’t really do much, but exercise one or more times a week does. The same goes for your vagina! So if you want to get the most out of your beads make a habit of using them at least once a week. Over time you may start to notice less pee leakage, or tighter vaginal walls, or more intense orgasms…this is great! That means the beads are doing exactly what you want them to do. You can also go from the lighter beads to the heavier beads over time. Just go with what is most comfortable for you. After awhile you may find that you want a heavier feeling after getting used to the lighter beads, so that is a great time to transition.
I adore these Luna Beads. I even recommended them to my mother and gave her a set! Lelo always comes out with wonderful products, and Luna is no different. These beads are awesome and a great asset to your vagina (and sex life!). Pink Cherry sex toys has these Lelo Luna Beads on sale for only $44! It’s been a great investment for me so far and I think that these beads are definitely worth the cash.
Are you in Canada? No worries, you can find these beads at PinkCherry.ca, the sister site of Pink Cherry USA that caters to our neighbors up north.
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