Siri, it’s been great knowing you these past few weeks. Really. Our love affair has been swift yet passionate, and I love the way you bring me to the brink of climax and beyond. That’s why this post is for you, dear LELO Siri. This toy is the newest product in LELO’s luxury line of sex toys. This clit vibe, similar in function to it’s sisters Lelo Nea and Lily, Siri offers lovely clitoral stimulation, however Siri offers a new updated design to the previous clit vibes in the product line. Siri is discreet, cute, fun to use, and is functional. Siri is made of ABS plastic, while the head of the toy is made of supple silicone. You can see from the shape of the toy that Siri is meant to fit in the palm of your hand, and is perfect for nuzzling between your labia and resting against your clit. The buttons aren’t seamless, but they are easy to press, even with slightly lubed up fingers. You can navigate through the vibration intensity speeds, as well as the vibration modes by clicking the buttons on the toy’s userface. The +/- buttons can be used for turning the toy on/off, locking the toy, and browsing through the vibration speeds. The Up and Down buttons are used for browsing the vibration pulses that range from short pulses of vibration, to long draw out buzzes. The toy is easy to clean, if using a toy wipe. You can also use mild anti-bacterial soap and water, just be sure not to get moisture into the seams of the buttons or in the charging port. Yes, that’s right, like all LELO toys, Siri is rechargeable! She also comes with a limited 1 year warranty, in case any thing goes wrong with the toy. As with other Lelo toys, Siri comes packaged in a lovely black gift box with a charger, user manual, and satin storage bag.

Lelo Siri almost looks like a naughty little Easter egg, inspired by the design of Lelo’s other newer toys, Mona and Ina. The new design is sexy, modern, and fun. The toy is super tiny too, which means it’s great for carrying around in your handbag for impromptu fun! I adore Lelo toys, even though some wish Lelo toys offered more intense vibration, Lelo toys make me orgasm every time. Their vibrations are usually moderate-high, but the vibrations resonate deeply, rather than being buzzy on the skin. Also, the toys aren’t completely silent, but they are very quiet, and can’t be heard through a closed door…trust me, I’ve tried it. However, *you* may be heard through the door as you moan out with pleasure once the toy touches your naughty bits. The cool thing about Siri is, she is the most powerful Lelo toy! It’s true, even Lelo is marketing the toy as their most powerful yet. They’re right! I own other Lelo toys, so I of course made a comparison, though my pussy pretty much knows the Lelo performance by heart (er, by clit?) I tested Siri against some of the other vibes, and Siri definitely has more power! I love the added power! It’s perfect, it’s awesome, it’s a Lelo dream come true. My other Lelo toys are a bit jealous I think by Siri’s stellar performance, but no worries, I adore all of my Lelo toys regardless. I used Siri on my nipples, my neck, down my tummy, against my vulva…and it felt fantastic. Yummy yummy stimulation! Siri felt delicately in my hand, and when pressed between my labia, it met my clitoris with sweet sweet bliss.

The LELO Siri vibrator feels great against my clit. Unlike Nea and Lily, Siri has a more rounded bottom, where the toy touches the clit, where as Nea and Lily have a more pin-pointed tip and a curve up and inward just beneath the tip. Both designs have their perks, but Siri’s body is different than it’s two sister vibes, and that is something to be celebrated too. The rounded area offers stimulation to the clit, and the entire vulva, as the surface of the toy is larger and wider than the previous clit vibes from Lelo. So the design definitely covers more area, which some may really like. Also, the toy is silicone, unlike Nea and Lily, so the surface feels lovely against the skin, and it works really well with water based lube. Be sure not to use silicone lube with Siri, as she’s not compatible with silicone lube. I really enjoyed using this toy! It made me orgasm as the new more intense vibrations took me over the edge and the vibration resonated deeply throughout my genital area. I also liked holding the rounded tip of the toy against my clit, as well as resting the rounded bottom against it. Another great perk, is that the toy is so small that it can be used during sex. Let your lover penetrate you from behind while you hold the toy against your clit, or hold it against your clit easily while performing oral sex on your lover. The toy is versatile! It can also be paired with other toys, especially LELO toys like Mona or even Liv or Gigi.

Check out the video below that I made showing the different vibrations that Siri offers. Sorry for the dark video, the lighting was awful, and this is my first ever video to accompany my reviews, so please bear with me!

LELO Siri is available at KamaSutraCloset.com right now on sale for only $80.75! You’ll also get free shipping with the order. You can get 15% off of your order or Siri or any other purchase at Kama Sutra Closet with the discount code “SCARLET15″, just enter the code at checkout!

I’m always curious when new Fleshlight masturbators come out on the market, so when I heard that the Fleshlight Girls Jenna Haze Swallow was supposed to be one of the best Fleshlights to simulate oral sex, I was curious to check it out. I don’t have a penis, but that doesn’t stop me from wanting to stick things into masturbation sleeves! I think Fleshlight is on to something with their products, I liek that they are marketing sex toys for men, and with Jenna Haze being one of the newest porn gals to have their naughty bits molded to make sleeves, I thought it was fitting that her’s was one of the first sleeves to feature the cool Swallow texture. Just what is the Swallow texture? It’s really cool looking actually, and it’s meant to feel like a mouth and throat, so that when the penis is inserted it simulates fellatio. It’s molded directly from Jenna Haze’s mouth, and it features a raised detail pre-printed signature of her on the side. The Superskin material is soft and squishy to the touch, and comes in a creamy beige fleshtone color. The sleeve itself is stretchy, and the opening is right between the lips, so you can see the lips part as you slide your dick into the orifice. The sleeve is nestled inside of the signature Fleshlight case, that is meant to look like a large flashlight. The entire Fleshlight comes in a collector’s tin that features Jenna Haze’s photo on the back, plus you also get a pre-printed photo of Jenna, plus a sample packet of lubricant, so that you can use the masturbation sleeve right away. Cleaning the toy is pretty simple, and involves turning the sleeve inside out so that you can rinse the inner canal with warm water, pat it dry, and then leave it inside out until completely try. You’re encouraged to dust the sleeve with powder in between uses and storage to keep the Superskin feeling soft. The Superskin material feels really good to the touch, and is pliable. It can be removed from the Fleshlight case easily, and also slips right back into the case for easy use. The case is a good size for grasping, so you can sue this masturbator in a variety of different positions. Sitting down, standing up, pressed between two pillows so you can use the toy hands free, or in a shoe, where you can tuck the shaft of the Fleshlight case for easy hands free use.

The sleeve itself is really cool. It offers a long smooth canal that grips the cock tightly as it enters, then the canal progresses into an accordion style texture that is meant to simulate the tightness of a mouth. The deeper you penetrate the sleeve, you get to a point that is a little wider and then slides back into a tighter part of the canal. This part of the inner sleeve texture is meant to simulate deep throat. I lubed up one of my fingers and slid it into the mouth orifice, the inner sleeve texture felt really interesting and different than other Fleshlight sleeves I’ve felt. The textured ridges inside felt really cool! I could imagine how awesome it would feel on a hard cock, if I had one. Instead I used a medium sized dildo to see how the sleeve would work in action. The lips part to grasp the shaft of the dildo, and I could feel the dildo slip into the canal which is both tight and squishy.  You know I needed a male opinion on this toy, because curiosity was getting the best of me. So I found a eager friend who I convinced to try this toy out (by convinced him I really mean that I gave in to his begging ). My friend told me that he loved this sleeve! He said that the Jenna Haze Swallow Fleshlight is one of his new favorite FL sleeves. He really liked the detail of the lips and the that that this toy was meant to be an oral sex sleeve. He said that the canal felt awesome! The ridges of the sleeve gripped the cock nicely, and the added simulation as the penis slide through the different textures made for an explosive orgasm. He also said that he tried using the Fleshlight while watching a Jenna Haze porn DVD and that it made for a really cool experience. I personally think this sleeve is pretty cool. I think it would even be kind o fun to use with your partner, it would be a fun way to have a “fantasy” threesome. Let your girl work this Fleshlight over your cock while you kiss her or perform oral sex on her, and the visual effect of the mouth Fleshlight on your rod along with your lady up on you at the same time, sounds like it could be all sorts of fun! Want to feel the Swallow in action? You can get the Fleshlight Girl Jenna Haze Swallow at Pink Cherry for only $79.95! Which means your purchase will qualify for FREE SHIPPING at PinkCherry.com or if you’re in Canada, PinkCherry.ca

I’m a long time LELO fan, that’s for sure. Their brand was one of the very first brands of sex toys that got me hooked. Their quality is exceptional and a favorite of mine, so when I heard that they recently came out with their own line of luxe accessories, I knew I had to try them. I recently got to try the LELO Etherea Silk Cuffs from Tabu Toys, and I was super excited to finally try them out! First off, the outer box of the cuffs is gorgeous, it’s smaller than the usual Lelo packaging, and slimmer, but sleek and gorgeous. Black with a embossed LELO logo on it. Upon opening the box, you’ll be greeted by the usual black gift box that encloses every Lelo item. The box is slimmer, and is so cute, you could re-use the box for trinkets, or use it to store your cuffs. When you open the gift box, you’ll see a eco-friendly recycled tissue paper covered the cuffs, as you open the paper, you’ll find the cuffs, in all their beauty. The cuffs are so pretty! They are a deep lovely black color, and are smooth and sleek to the touch. Made of 100% silk, the material feels so gorgeous against the skin. The cuffs consist of no buckles or locks, they are somewhat like a blindfold in design, but are made for tying up the wrists and ankles. The cuffs feature a soft woven suede and silk restraint in the middle with long ties made of silk at each end. You can wrap the wrists or ankles with the restraint and use the long ends to tie your lover up as tightly or as lightly as you desire. I like that the cuffs are adjustable, since you can choose how tightly or loosely to tie them. This is an awesome product for beginner bondage play! Tie your lover’s arms above their head, or tie them down to the bed by the wrists or ankles. Very sexy and super versatile! Also, it’s a great product for beginners because since the cuffs are adjustable, can be untied, and are not lockable, it isn’t too intimidating for complete novices.

The outside pattern of the restraint (the part that is wrapped around the wrists or ankles) offers a pretty jacquard pattern, while the other side is smooth, and has a tiny little LELO logo near the ribbon tie. These cuffs are so pretty! I know I already said that, but it needs to be said again. These cuffs are luxurious and quality, and offer lovers a chance to take their pleasure to the next level in whatever way they are most comfortable with. The length of ribbon for tying the cuffs is 150cm, so you have quite a bit of tying room. The cuffs are comfortable and didn’t feel scratchy or too heavy on my wrists. I found that the cuffs could be tied quite tightly, but also were really pleasant when tied more loosely. I tied them up in a bow, but if you know how to make tighter knots, that is up to you and your partner. It really adds a lot of fun to be able to tie your lover down and tease their body with light touches, kisses, and erotic sensations. I’d be interested in getting another pair of these cuffs as a set for both ankles and wrists! The quality of cuffs is very high, which is what I’ve come to expect from the LELO brand. Since the cuffs are made of suede and silk, be sure not to stain them with silicone lube or any other massage oils. You can wipe the cuffs clean with a damp cloth if you need to also. I adore these! I’m so excited that Lelo came out with these accessories, and I can’t wait to try more from the line.

Want to get all tied up with the LELO Etherea Silk Cuffs? You can wrap them around your wrists for only $46 at TabuToys.com, awesome price for such a beautiful pair of cuffs that could last you years to come. I highly recommend these cuffs to beginners and pros alike.

Needless to say, I’m a self professed Lushie. I love LUSH! I especially adore their cute gift sets, some of them are rather sexy. Such as the LUSH Viva Lush Vegas gift set. Super cute! Comes wrapped in a fun little vegas style aces, spades, and hearts wrapped box, perfect for gift giving. For the sexy bather, it comes with the ultra sexy Sex Bomb bathbomb, one of my favorite bathbombs Avobath, The Comforter bubblebar, Sexy Peel soap, and the Joy of Jelly showerjelly. Perfectly unisex, perfect for single ladies and studs, or sexy couples. Only $39.95 at LUSHusa.com

How completely annoying, Facebook yet again deletes a page for no specific reason. It’s perfectly okay to post photos of women in bikinis and booty shorts, but breastfeeding photos and self empowered women groups? Thats a no no! Facebook, please get off your high horse.

One of the newest Fleshlight Girls textures to hit the market, is the Forbidden, which is Fleshlight’s new anal orifice made for the most real anal sex experience that money can buy. Introducing the Jenna Haze Forbidden, a male masturbator that was molded directly from Ms. Jenna Haze’s ass! Sorry to say guys, but this is probably the closest you’ll ever come to fucking Jenna in the backdoor, so I think this was a cool product that Fleshlight recently added to the Fleshlight Girls line. Like all other Fleshlight masturbators, the Jenna Haze Forbidden comes with a Fleshlight opalescent case, the Superskin insert, a packet of lubricant, and a pre-printed autographed postcard of Jenna Haze. It also comes in a neat collector’s tin, you can store the Fleshlight in the can, or even re-use it, it has a photo of Jenna *and* her ass o it, so it’s a keeper, ya know? The Superskin is a patented material that is meant to feel like real skin. It’s soft, squishy, and it feels good to touch. The outside of this specific toy offers a tight little anal cavity, molded straight from Jenna Haze’s ass, and it features a raised detail of her autograph. The light fleshtone color is meant to make it appear more realistic, as well as the little puckered asshole opening. The Fleshlight comes ready to use, and it’s easy to set up, and to clean out afterwards, since the Superskin is reversible. After you’re done using the toy, turn the masturbation sleeve insideout, wash it with warm water, then leave it inside out for it to dry completely, then put the toy back in the case until ready to use. You’re also supposed to keep it nicely powdered between uses to keep the Superskin soft and to keep it from getting sticky or tacky. The Fleshlight case comes in two parts, the top twist off cap, and the fleshlight body, which is supposed to look like a large flashlight, hence the Fleshlight name. Now let’s take a closer look at the surface of the toy, shall we…

The detail is pretty cool. The orifice looks realistic, and it’s fun to touch. I lubed up two fingers and slide it inside of the toy. The orifice is squishy, stretchy, and feels good. I slid my fingers further into of the toy to feel the unique Forbidden texture, which offers a textured canal that is tight and meant to feel like a real ass that you are fucking. It feels pretty awesome. Not exactly like an ass of course, but pretty darn close. I like how the canal feels inside, tight and featuring textured bits in the canal the deeper you penetrate. I used a dildo inside of the Fleshlight and could see how the toy was gripping the dildo, so I would guess that if it had been a real cock, it would be pretty awesome. Since I don’t have a cock, I decided to get a male opinion and passed this toy onto a friend, who was more than happy to give it a try.

Fleshlight Girls Jenna Haze Forbidden got rave reviews from my friend, who said that he thinks the texture may be his new favorite Fleshlight texture. He sais that the tight texture and the tight opening really made him feel like he was experiencing anal sex, and then he quickly admitting to using the toy while watching one of his favorite Jenna Haze porn films. He said it made his experiment with the Fleshlight “pretty quick” and that he had to take a break and re-test in a few hours later. He used it that time without a visual aid, and he said the experience was just as awesome. He also liked the look of the orifice since rather than a simply hole or opening, it really does look like an inviting anus. I have to admit, if I had a dick, I’d probably want to fuck this toy too. I like how the canal feels, I like the look of the toy, and I like the feel of the soft Superskin.

I think this toy would be awesome for men who want to try anal sex but who haven’t gotten the chance, or for fans of anal sex that don’t get the chance often. You can get your hands on the Jenna Haze Forbidden Fleshlight for $58.80 at LoveMeDirty.com! Their prices are awesome, their customer service is great, and their shipping is fast and discreet. Don’t worry guys, your order will come in a pain box, NO label telling the contents of the box, your purchase is *your* privacy. They also offer FREE SHIPPING on orders over $50 and there is a free gift with every order!

I also received the Screaming O cockring with my package. This cock ring is so cute! It comes in a peach colored stretchy TPR material that fits around the base of the cock, while the top of the ring holds a small vibrator that offers clitoral stimulation to your partner, an vibration to the base of the cock. This ring is disposable, so it will only last you one time, and it offers 30 minutes of vibration from the battery. After that, you can simply throw the ring away. Since it’s disposable, it’s also really affordable, you can get the Screaming O for $3.90! Check out the Fleshlights, cock rings, and other male, female, and couples sex toys at Love Me Dirty.

It was lust at first sight when I saw the Simply Blown Silky. This dildo is gorgeous! I’m a big fan of glass sex toys, and to me, you really get what you pay for. I refuse to use cheap quality sex toys, especially low quality glass toys, so I’m very picky about my choice of glass toys. Let me just say, that I adore Simply Blown! They are one of my very favorite glass toy brands. Their toys are stunning to look at, feel fabulous and high quality in the hand, and feel sinfully sexy in the body! I recently tried the Large Silky, in the pretty Amethyst color. This dildo is one of my prettiest sex toys. The purple color is bright, the purple glass is slightly domed beneath a layer of pure clear glass, and it makes the glass on the surface of the toy looks so gorgeous! I also love the packaging that the Simply Blown Silky Large comes in, the box is quality, not cheap at all, made of a firm and thick box with a little peep-show plastic window that you can see the toy displayed through. The toy is craddled by a thick foam that holds the toy in place so it doesn’t move around in the box.

Since the to is glass, it can be cooled down in the fridge or warmed up in a bowl of warm water. Also, since it’s seamless, and completely glass, it’s waterproof, and is easy to clean. It can also be used with any type of lubricant of your choice, including silicone lube. The tip of the toy is rounded, and the shaft head and base of the toy is completely smooth. The base of the toy is flat, so the dildo can sit up right on a flat surface, and the base is also flared so you can use the toy safely during anal use if you wish. This dildo measures in at 7.5 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter. So it’s definitely a large sized dildo, perfect for those who enjoy the feeling of toys that fill you up. Since this toy can be used for vaginal or anal use, this leaves your clit free for some other sort of stimulation, so don’t be shy about pairing this dildo with your favorite clit vibe for some extra fun I also think this toy would be fabulous for couples play, and the toy itself is so pretty that it would make a great gift for your lover.

I adore this dildo! I had an awesome time teasing the round end of the toy against my clit. The silky smooth feeling of the glass was tantalizing on my naughty bits. Also, with the super smooth glass, it made the lubricant not only longer lasting but also a little lube goes a long way with glass toys. The toy is definitely big and doesn’t have a tapered head, but after warming yourself up with some foreplay or a little self love, it’s a lot of fun to slide the Silky inside of your vagina. I liked the feeling of the cool glass inside of me, the toy warmed to my body temperature quickly and the flat base of the toy made the dildo easy to grasp and thrust. The dildo is a little heavy, as it’s thick glass, but not so much that it made my hand sore. It fit nicely in the palm, and the weight of the toy just added to the sensations. You can angle the rounded tip of the toy to tease your G-spot, or use the toy for shallow or deep thrusting. I’ve yet to try this toy anally, but as it’s a but too big for my intermediate booty, but maybe someday This toy is becoming a favorite of mine. It’s pretty, it’s sexy, and it makes my pussy feel awesome! Such a high quality product, and I can’t wait to try even more Simply Blown toys in the future.

Want to drool over your very own gorgeous Simply Blown Silky? If Amethyst purple isn’t your thing, the toy also comes in Ruby red, Aqua and Emerald green. Also, if Large isn’t your thing, Simply Blown carries this dildo in a Small and Medium size too! Get yours now at KamaSutraCloset.com!

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Big congrats to one of my very favorite sex boutiques online, Kama Sutra Closet! They were nominated for a 2010 AVN “O” Award for Best Sex Boutique! I love this shop and they very much deserve the nomination. Heres to hoping they win. Hey AVN give em’ a O!

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I’ve always thought that the OhMiBod brand was so much fun. Suki, the owner is an awesome lady, and she really does strive to make quality toys for her customers. So I was excited to try the OhMiBod G-spot vibrator, since it’s one of the only OhMiBod toys I’ve yet to try. I love the bright bubblegum pink color of the vibe, and the slim shaft, and curved tip. Sexy! It also comes with it’s one velour OhMiBod storage pouch. Like all OhMiBod toys, it’s designed to be used with music, or any other sound output of your choice, but it can also be used as a standalone vibrator. Choices! See, I like that. The toy requires two AA batteries, and it comes with input wires for you to connect the toy to your cellphone, mp3 player, iPhone, or whatever other input you’d like. It also comes with a rounded end cap that can be used when you want to use the toy without music. The toy is easy to use, and the vibration settings are easy to navigate with a twist of the endcap. The endcap is made of plastic with silver colored coating, and the body of the toy is made of what appears to be body-safe ABS plastic. The toy is easy to clean, as you can wipe it down with a  toy wipe or use your favorite toy cleanser. The toy is *not* waterproof, so you want to keep moisture away for the endcap. You can use this toy with silicone lubricant or water-based lube also.

I decided to try the toy without music first. I screwed on the rounded end cap and went to town. The vibrations are nice, not too weak, but definitely not real strong. The toy isn’t super loud or buzzy, but it’s not super quiet either, but you can’t hear it through a closed door. I used the curved tip on my clit, and then teased it over my nipples. Insertion was pretty easy, and the 7 inch shaft of the toy makes it pretty easy to use the toy internally to find the right spot when you can stimulate your G-spot. I didn’t find the internal vibrations to be super amazing, but they were moderate. I found that I liked the toy more using it to thrust along with the vibration. After warming up a bit, I attached the 5 foot freedom cord and attached my iPod. I chose a fast paced song and let the toy vibrate along with the rhythm of the music. That part was fun for sure! How cool is it to be able to fuck your favorite song? Which i did, over and over. You can even plug the end into a microphone and let your lover talk into it, so the toy buzzes along with their voice. Lots of fun ways to use this toy! I liked the music aspect of it, even if the vibration stimulation wasn’t super strong. It’s definitely a unique experience to be able to stimulate yourself to a playlist of songs, or even plugging the toy into a musical output like a guitar or keyboard. I definitely like this toy for the fun appeal!

You cna also use this for some couples play. Lay back in bed and let your partner pick a random song on your mp3 player and then try to guess what song is buzzing away in your naughty bits While this toy isn’t my favorite G-spot vibrator, it’s unique and offers a fun interactive experience for anyone who truly enjoys music. Sex toys + music = a no-brainer. It’s a great idea, and it’s a fun little toy that would also make a great gift! Wanna feel the music? Get your own OhMiBod G Spot for $62.99 at FunLove.com